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Ticked Off The Traffic Cop

By: Bonnie Wabbit On: Monday, July 13, 2009
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  • I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.

    So, I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for driving on bald tires!!

    So, I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket, put it on the car with the first, and he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about half an hour; the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Well, it was okay by me....I didn't give a toot. My car was parked just around the corner.

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