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Showing posts with label Freaky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freaky. Show all posts
Guess What This Could Be
Can you guess what the heck this thing is on the plate? Pretty freaky looking!! Maybe the girl is making something with it for a school project or a good April Fools joke on someone. lol
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One Day When Heaven Became Crowded
One day in Heaven, it became quite crowded, so a decision was made for just one day to only accept those people who passed away while having a very bad day.
At the pearly gates of Heaven, St. Peter stood and said to the first man, "Tell me about your day and how you died."
The man replied, "Oh, it was terrible. I was convinced that my wife was having an affair with another man, so I went home early expecting to catch her with him. I looked everywhere in our apartment, but had no luck finding him anywhere. I then went out on the balcony, way up on the 25th floor, and found some guy literally hanging over the edge by just his fingertips. I ran inside, grabbed a hammer, and hammered his hands. He ended up falling and landed in the bushes below. After that, I went to the fridge and was so angered that I managed to push it over the balcony and watched it crush the guy. The strain of the act caused me to have a heart attack, which ended up killing me."
St. Peter could not deny that this man had a pretty bad day, and seeing that it was a crime of passion, he allowed the man into Heaven.
Next man in line was asked the same question about how his day was when he died.
"Well, sir, it was painful and brutal. "I was exercising on the balcony of my apartment on the 26th floor, doing aerobics when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grip onto the balcony of the apartment below, then some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. I ended up falling and luckily landed in the bushes. All of a sudden, the same maniac pushed his refrigerator off the balcony and it crushed me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and thought to himself that he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about your day and how you died?” he said to the third man waiting in line to get into Heaven.
"Well okay, picture me purely naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."
How Funny And Fearless Animals Can Be
This video shows just how funny and fearless animals can be! Watch and see, it's hilarious!
Funnest Jet Boat Ride Ever
Now this looks like the funnest jet boat ride EVER! Thrilling ride I can only imagine. Very cool. Sort of reminds me of road rage only on waters lol
Heve You Ever Heard Of Earth's Life Clock?
This is a very interesting read. I have never heard of the Earth's Life Clock or Earth's Clock Of Life before, but I just read this article and was quite intrigued. I thought you readers may find this to be of interest. :) It may not be humorous, but it's fascinating.
An illustration from “The Life and Death of Planet Earth” shows the
authors’ view of the Earth’s clock of life. (Image credit: Donald
Brownlee/Peter Ward)
In its 4.5 billion years, Earth has evolved from its hot, violent birth to the celebrated watery blue planet that stands out in pictures from space. But in a new book, two noted University of Washington astrobiologists say the planet already has begun the long process of devolving into a burned-out cinder, eventually to be swallowed by the sun.
By their reckoning, Earth’s “day in the sun” has reached 4:30 a.m., corresponding to its 4.5 billion-year age. By 5 a.m., the 1 billion-year reign of animals and plants will come to an end. At 8 a.m. the oceans will vaporize. At noon – after 12 billion years – the ever-expanding sun, transformed into a red giant, will engulf the planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed and sending molecules and atoms that once were Earth floating off into space.
“The disappearance of our planet is still 7.5 billion years away, but people really should consider the fate of our world and have a realistic understanding of where we are going,” said UW astrophysicist Donald Brownlee. “We live in a fabulous place at a fabulous time. It’s a healthy thing for people to realize what a treasure this is in space and time, and fully appreciate and protect their environment as much as possible.”
In “The Life and Death of Planet Earth,” Brownlee and UW paleontologist Peter Ward use current scientific understanding of planets and stars, as well as the parameters of life, to provide a glimpse of the second half of life on Earth and what comes after.
In its 4.5 billion years, Earth has evolved from its hot, violent birth to the celebrated watery blue planet that stands out in pictures from space. But in a new book, two noted University of Washington astrobiologists say the planet already has begun the long process of devolving into a burned-out cinder, eventually to be swallowed by the sun.
By their reckoning, Earth’s “day in the sun” has reached 4:30 a.m., corresponding to its 4.5 billion-year age. By 5 a.m., the 1 billion-year reign of animals and plants will come to an end. At 8 a.m. the oceans will vaporize. At noon – after 12 billion years – the ever-expanding sun, transformed into a red giant, will engulf the planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed and sending molecules and atoms that once were Earth floating off into space.
“The disappearance of our planet is still 7.5 billion years away, but people really should consider the fate of our world and have a realistic understanding of where we are going,” said UW astrophysicist Donald Brownlee. “We live in a fabulous place at a fabulous time. It’s a healthy thing for people to realize what a treasure this is in space and time, and fully appreciate and protect their environment as much as possible.”
In “The Life and Death of Planet Earth,” Brownlee and UW paleontologist Peter Ward use current scientific understanding of planets and stars, as well as the parameters of life, to provide a glimpse of the second half of life on Earth and what comes after.
Funny Video Clip of a Truck Going off the Highway
This video clip freaked me out! If nobody got hurt or injured, than it is quite humorous!
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Feel free to share a good joke or any funny content like videos, stories, quotes, etc. if you have some that are not already on this website. Cheers!
Worse Parents Ever - Funny Video
This is a funny video of parents trying to scare their kids after they stayed up all night watching Chainsaw Massacre. They got em pretty good. lol
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Funny Ice Fishing Video
"OMG" is all I could say to this crazy ice fishing video! I don't really know whether to laugh or cry at this one! Although the title of it is "Funny Ice Fishing Video", I'm not so sure "funny" is the right word for it. Check it out and rate it or leave your thoughts if you like. Does this sort of video make you laugh?
Source: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3025643/funny_ice_fishing/
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What A Deal
A young man goes into a local bar carrying an alligator and says to the patrons, “Ok everyone, have I got a deal for you. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and put my genitals inside. The gator should close his mouth for a minute, then open it, and I’ll take out my gens unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll give it a try,” she says, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”
Best Ever Crazy Cats Caught on Camera...
Some of the most funniest, best ever cat videos... they always crack me up. . . way too funny!
Have You Seen Ohio's New Roller Coaster? WOW I Say
I have never seen a roller coaster quite like this... OMG this would be crazy to ride! LOL. Insanely hilarious, yet freaky. I doubt I could be dared to ride on this roller coaster. Cool pics to look at though. Wow... Ha!
And the after effects:
Short Safari
Wouldn't want to imagine this happening to me! Never know who or what could creep up behind you... LOL
Kitty Story
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.
'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.'
'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. 'Reset it yourself!'
'But I'm scared!' she persisted. 'What if it starts going and sucks me in?'
There was a meaningful pause and then, 'C'mon, it'll only take you a second.'
So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.
Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.
It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.
Wild animals are sometimes faced with a 'fight or flight' syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the 'flight' option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.
The impact knocked me out cold.
When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me.
Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor buck naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics.
Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.
Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.
'What's the matter?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue?'
If they only knew..
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.
'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.'
'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. 'Reset it yourself!'
'But I'm scared!' she persisted. 'What if it starts going and sucks me in?'
There was a meaningful pause and then, 'C'mon, it'll only take you a second.'
So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.
Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.
It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.
Wild animals are sometimes faced with a 'fight or flight' syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the 'flight' option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.
The impact knocked me out cold.
When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me.
Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor buck naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics.
Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.
Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.
'What's the matter?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue?'
If they only knew..
Wooden Rollercoaster Made For Scating On Foot
This is so awesome... totally insane, but a very cool invention indeed. Lol
An adrenaline junkie has taken in-line skating to new heights and set a new world record after racing down a roller coaster at speeds of 56mph.
Dirk Auer decided to go where no sane man or woman had gone before and skated down an 860 metre track in just over a minute.
Wearing specially designed in-line skates, the German made the attempt on the Mammoth roller coaster at the Trips Drill theme park in Stuttgart.
Check out the full story at: www.dailymail.co.uk
An adrenaline junkie has taken in-line skating to new heights and set a new world record after racing down a roller coaster at speeds of 56mph.
Dirk Auer decided to go where no sane man or woman had gone before and skated down an 860 metre track in just over a minute.
Wearing specially designed in-line skates, the German made the attempt on the Mammoth roller coaster at the Trips Drill theme park in Stuttgart.
Check out the full story at: www.dailymail.co.uk
Air Canada Flight
After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 193, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto ... the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the Intercom:
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Newfie passenger yelled, 'Lard tunderin Jesus b'y ... you should see the back of mine!'
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 193, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto ... the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the Intercom:
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Newfie passenger yelled, 'Lard tunderin Jesus b'y ... you should see the back of mine!'
Next Time
Next time,
I will take the pictures.. AND
YOU can let the f****n bear out!
"Uh... No, next time MAKE SURE the bear is SEDATED!"
Please note: This is not really a funny joke, it does happen, but some people may find it funny due to the fact that they were not paying attention when they let the bear out of it's cage. If you are offended by this, please feel free to contact me and I will remove this post. Thank you for your cooperation. :) Cheers.
I will take the pictures.. AND
YOU can let the f****n bear out!
"Uh... No, next time MAKE SURE the bear is SEDATED!"
Please note: This is not really a funny joke, it does happen, but some people may find it funny due to the fact that they were not paying attention when they let the bear out of it's cage. If you are offended by this, please feel free to contact me and I will remove this post. Thank you for your cooperation. :) Cheers.
When the "F" Word is Okay to Use
Five cases where it's okay to use the "F" word....
These were e-mailed to me, but obviously credit to be given to Worth1000.com from what I can tell. Great Pictures :)
These were e-mailed to me, but obviously credit to be given to Worth1000.com from what I can tell. Great Pictures :)Some Pretty Cool Pictures
Holding the sun
Edge of the Hurricane
Fire-Starter
Amazing Cloud Formation
You Light Up My World
Not a Good Day For Surfing
Picture of the year! Absolutely incredible
Only in China - Swimming Pool
Only in Hawaii
Only in India
Only in Texas
Only In Thailand
And last, but not least....
Only In America
Edge of the Hurricane
Fire-Starter
Amazing Cloud Formation
You Light Up My World
Not a Good Day For Surfing
Picture of the year! Absolutely incredible
Only in China - Swimming Pool
Only in Hawaii
Only in India
Only in Texas
Only In Thailand
And last, but not least....
Only In America
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