Here's another hilarious, funny compilation of win/fail stunts in 2012.
Enjoy and Laugh Lots! Some really crazed people out there! lol
Showing posts with label Funny Expressions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Expressions. Show all posts
Funny Bran Flakes Joke
By:
Bonnie Wabbit
On: Saturday, March 31, 2012
There was a couple that were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man.
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
This is Heaven!'
The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself..'
The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f.....ing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'
More Hilarious Pictures - There's Never Enough
By:
Bonnie Wabbit
On: Saturday, January 28, 2012
More hilarious pictures for you to enjoy :)
Thanks to George Takei for these funny pictures :)
Feel free to share a good joke or any funny content like videos, stories, quotes, etc. if you have one that's not already on this website. Cheers!
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| Cute Baby Piglets Wearing Tiger Skin to Trick Momma Tiger Into Believing They're Baby Tigers! Amazing, She Mothers Them as Her Own! I love This Picture, it Blows my Mind. |
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| Violent Vegetarians, How Dare You (lol) |
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| Funny Way To Peel An Orange |
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| Rich People Should Share Their Wealth if They Don't Want to be Eaten! |
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| Stop Complaining And Enjoy Life as it Should Be! |
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| Lose Weight and Save Money! |
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| Gotta Love Ikea |
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| Human Race Tries to go Back And Start All Over Again After Messing Everything All Up! |
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| Staff Meeting - Take Notes |
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| Men Come in 7 Different Shades, Which Do You Prefer? |
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| The Dalai Lama Never Really Lived (Hmm this an interesting way to look at it) |
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| Funny Canadian Mt. Rushmore Statues |
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| I Found You, My Precious! |
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| How Generous of Lady Gaga to Donate Her Clothes to the Homeless! |
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| A True Bread Winner Weenie Dog! Too Cute lol |
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| What Really Matters, By Dr. Seuss |
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| What Women And Men Really See When They Look in the Mirror. Total Opposite Things lol |
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| Ever Seen Such a Dog Costume Before? I Haven't Until Now. I'd Say Someone Had A Lot of Time on Their Hands. Poor Dog Doesn't Appear too Enthused About What He's Gotta Wear. |
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| It's Catman! Not Batman! |
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| Pumpkin Gives Birth To Baby, Quite Creatively Funny, I think :) |
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| Gandhi's 7 Dangers To Human Virtue |
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| Pumpkin Pukes it's Own Guts Out lol. Creative .. Seen other pictures similar to this before, but they're still funny. |
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| What Funny Things People Say When Social Networking lol |
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| To Find True Love, You Must First Find Mutual Weirdness in a Person says Dr. Seuss |
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| LMAO This is So Funny. Facebook is like jail. In many ways I guess it sure sounds true! lol |
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| Funny Deadly Relationships |
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| Texting And Flying is Not Good For Your Health Either! |
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| Funny Dogs Take Notice They're in a Stray Bar lol |
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| Talk About Sticking Your Nose (or Head in This Case) Where It Shouldn't Be! LOL |
Thanks to George Takei for these funny pictures :)
Feel free to share a good joke or any funny content like videos, stories, quotes, etc. if you have one that's not already on this website. Cheers!
Funny, Cute, Cool Pictures
By:
Bonnie Wabbit
On: Sunday, January 22, 2012
Here are some funny pictures thanks to some friends on Facebook. I got a good laugh out of them and hope you do too :)
| Funny Man Made Life Jacket |
| Funny Bikini Peeled Potato |
| Cute Baby In Watermelon |
| Kid Climbs Doorway (I remember doing this as a kid lol) |
| Wow, longest horse ever! Fits 10 kids! |
| Cutest Monkey Ever |
| Funny Shaped Building |
| Cell Phone Love |
| Cute, funny baby full of spaghetti lol |
| Is there something wrong with this picture? |
| Crazy Cats! |
| Kid looks like he's holding the sun :) |
| Funny Curious Kid |
| Coolest Tiger Sidewalk Art |
| Funny Finger Drawing |
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| Hero Monkey Saves Puppy |
| Funny thing to do at the beach |
| Shoe For Brains |
| Serious, share, like or do both! |
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| How on Earth did this poor goat get up here? |
| Funny Dragon carved banana |
| WT? |
| One funny way to warm up Feel free to share a good joke or any funny content like videos, stories, quotes, etc. if you have one that's not already on this website. Cheers! |
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