Your Dog Is Keeping Me Awake - Funny Short Joke

John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 A.M. by his ringing telephone.
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.
John thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at precisely 4:00 A.M., John called his neighbor back.
"Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don't have a dog."

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Hilarious Dog Video (Youtube)

This video is hilarious. Looks like the dog is really talking; the conversation is very humorous. lol.

 

I love watching funny videos with animals... don't you? Some animals are so hilarious, silly and smart.

Pick The Best Dog

Which Dog is Best?

Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named "Slide Rule". He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.

All three men agreed this was very good and that their dogs were equally smart. They all turned to the union member and said, "What can your dog do?". The Teamster called his dog whose name was "Coffee Break" and said, "Show the fellows what you can do". Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, went to the bathroom on the paper, claimed he injured his back while eating, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's Compensation and left for home on sick leave.

Humorous, Funny Animals Caught on Tape

For those of you who like funny, cute animals. This clip is quite hilarious and humorous.



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Amazingly Talented Pit Bull With Major Energy - Awesome Video

Incredible Pit Bull with massive energy and extreme talent. Truly Amazing. How would you like to take this Pitty out for a run every day? lol

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Do NOT, Under ANY Circumstances Talk to my Parrot!

I thought this was pretty humorous when I read it. A good joke, a little twisted though, lol. 

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."

"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

More Funny Pictures

More Funny Pictures

Funny Video - Budweiser Dog Commercial - Superbowl

What a dog this Fergus is lol.

Your Puppy AWW For The Day

My neighbor has a dog who just recently had a batch of 5 pups. They are the most adorable little puppies ever. I just HAD to share them with the world. I hope they bring you many smiles as they did my family, friends and I. They are so funny to watch now that they are getting to that stage. Here they are... Enjoy!

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Huge Fluffy Pillow

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat