Here's another hilarious, funny compilation of win/fail stunts in 2012.
Enjoy and Laugh Lots! Some really crazed people out there! lol
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Showing posts with label embarrassing moments. Show all posts
Funny Radio Show Gig
A good friend of mine sent me this hilarious joke, who got it from http://www.activejokes.com. I hope you get a good laugh out of it..
You know how they do gigs on radio shows sometimes? Well, this is what happened on this particular radio show one day; it was live:
On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in a serious relationship. If they are, then the person is asked three private, personal questions and the significant others name as well as their work number. If the significant other answers each question the same, then they are winners. This particular day it got real interesting and very funny:
DJ: "HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: "What is your name? First name only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Are you married or what Brian?"
Brian: "Yep."
DJ: "Yes? Does this mean you are 'married' or what, Brian?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes I'm married."
DJ: "Thank you, Brian. Okay, now, what's your wife's name? First only please, Brian."
Brian: "Sara."0
DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work right now?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes she is at work."0
DJ: "All right then, first question: When was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She's gonna kill me."
DJ: "BRIAN! Stay with me here man."
Brian: "About 8 this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Okay, Question #2: How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You must really want that trip huh? No one would ever have admitted that if it there weren't a trip at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, it would be really nice."
DJ: "Okay, final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I ummmmm..."
DJ: "Ooh this sounds good Brian; where was it?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, just that her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time."
DJ: "Ooooooh, sneaky boy!"
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great? That's more adventurous than the last hundred times I've done it. Anyway, (speaking to the audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." (Advertisements)
DJ: (Speaking to the audience) "Let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch tones...*ringing*)
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have been speaking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while anyway. He's also on the line with us. Brian knows not to give away any answers or you lose, sooooo, do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No." DJ: "Good."
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the Hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay?"
Sara: "Oh, Brian."
DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you three questions and if you answer exactly what Brian has said, then the two of you are off to Orlando, Florida at our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World."
Sara: "All right."
Brian: (laughing)
DJ: "All right, when did you have sex last, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian...this morning before going to work."
DJ: "What time?" Sara: "About 8, I think." (sound effect) DING DING DING.
DJ: "Great! That's one. Now! How long did it last?"
Sara: "Oh God! Brian...ummm, about 12, maybe 14 minutes I think." DING DING DING.
DJ: "Okay, the judges say that's close enough, I guess she's trying not to harm his manhood."
DJ: "Last question: where did you do it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!?"
Brian: "Just tell him honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well, it's just ... just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: "SHE SAW?!?!"
Sara: "BRIAN?!?! Jesus?!?!"
Brian: "NO, no she didn't."
DJ: "Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. What's your answer?"
Sara: "Dear Lord... Brian, I cannot believe you told them this."
Brian: "Come on honey, it's for a trip to Florida."
DJ: "Let's go, Sara, we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?"
Sara: "In the ass." (long pause)
DJ: "We will be right back." (advertisements)
DJ: "I'm sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio and these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando, Florida. Congratulations guys!"
You know how they do gigs on radio shows sometimes? Well, this is what happened on this particular radio show one day; it was live:
On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in a serious relationship. If they are, then the person is asked three private, personal questions and the significant others name as well as their work number. If the significant other answers each question the same, then they are winners. This particular day it got real interesting and very funny:
DJ: "HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: "What is your name? First name only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Are you married or what Brian?"
Brian: "Yep."
DJ: "Yes? Does this mean you are 'married' or what, Brian?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes I'm married."
DJ: "Thank you, Brian. Okay, now, what's your wife's name? First only please, Brian."
Brian: "Sara."0
DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work right now?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes she is at work."0
DJ: "All right then, first question: When was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She's gonna kill me."
DJ: "BRIAN! Stay with me here man."
Brian: "About 8 this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Okay, Question #2: How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You must really want that trip huh? No one would ever have admitted that if it there weren't a trip at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, it would be really nice."
DJ: "Okay, final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I ummmmm..."
DJ: "Ooh this sounds good Brian; where was it?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, just that her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time."
DJ: "Ooooooh, sneaky boy!"
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great? That's more adventurous than the last hundred times I've done it. Anyway, (speaking to the audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." (Advertisements)
DJ: (Speaking to the audience) "Let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch tones...*ringing*)
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have been speaking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while anyway. He's also on the line with us. Brian knows not to give away any answers or you lose, sooooo, do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No." DJ: "Good."
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the Hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay?"
Sara: "Oh, Brian."
DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you three questions and if you answer exactly what Brian has said, then the two of you are off to Orlando, Florida at our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World."
Sara: "All right."
Brian: (laughing)
DJ: "All right, when did you have sex last, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian...this morning before going to work."
DJ: "What time?" Sara: "About 8, I think." (sound effect) DING DING DING.
DJ: "Great! That's one. Now! How long did it last?"
Sara: "Oh God! Brian...ummm, about 12, maybe 14 minutes I think." DING DING DING.
DJ: "Okay, the judges say that's close enough, I guess she's trying not to harm his manhood."
DJ: "Last question: where did you do it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!?"
Brian: "Just tell him honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well, it's just ... just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: "SHE SAW?!?!"
Sara: "BRIAN?!?! Jesus?!?!"
Brian: "NO, no she didn't."
DJ: "Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. What's your answer?"
Sara: "Dear Lord... Brian, I cannot believe you told them this."
Brian: "Come on honey, it's for a trip to Florida."
DJ: "Let's go, Sara, we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?"
Sara: "In the ass." (long pause)
DJ: "We will be right back." (advertisements)
DJ: "I'm sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio and these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando, Florida. Congratulations guys!"
Your Dog Is Keeping Me Awake - Funny Short Joke
John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 A.M. by his ringing telephone.
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.
John thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at precisely 4:00 A.M., John called his neighbor back.
"Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don't have a dog."
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"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.
John thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at precisely 4:00 A.M., John called his neighbor back.
"Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don't have a dog."
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How Funny And Fearless Animals Can Be
This video shows just how funny and fearless animals can be! Watch and see, it's hilarious!
Great Video of Funny Pictures Taken at the Right Time And Place
Here's a great video of funny pictures taken at the right time and place. A lot of "OOh's and Aww's"..
Hilarious Youtube Video Of Oops And Ouch Moments
This is a hilarious video, a must see. Best humor.
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These are them oops and ouch type of moments that make us laugh watching it happen to others, probably not so funny; more so embarrassing to those it's happening to. But, in the long run, they too will be able to get a good laugh out of watching themselves. :) lol
One Of The Best Who's Line Is It Videos
This was one of my all time favorite funny TV shows. Who's Line Is It Anyway? I can't help laugh every time I watch these shows. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! This is a hilarious clip. :)
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Wise Girl Talks to a Stranger on a Plane
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
Boob Grabbing Kid - Funny Gif
This is funny; the kid goes for the girls boobs as he climbs up her but she can't do anything as her hands are locked. lol. Do you think he did that on purpose? Uh..huh.. :) Check out the girls funny expression as he grabs her boobs. Too funny.
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Why Dad's Should NOT be Allowed to Shop for Their Babies
These funny shirts are really good reasons why Dad's shouldn't be allowed to shop for their babies.
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Poor Little David - Funny Joke About Classroom Stories
What a cute joke this is. I thought it was quite humorous. lol
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
Blondest of Blondes - Hilarious Blonde Video
Blondest of Blondes is all I can say to this hilarious video. This Blonde has a very bad and most embarrassing blonde moment caught on video. Too Funny! What do you think? Don't be shy, leave your comments please. lol I think it's absolutely hilarious!
Worse Parents Ever - Funny Video
This is a funny video of parents trying to scare their kids after they stayed up all night watching Chainsaw Massacre. They got em pretty good. lol
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Bob Rescues Choking Woman - Funny Video
This video is hilarious. I had read a joke about this happening called "Bob Rescues Woman From Choking", but I hadn't seen the video of it until now. I got good laugh out of it and hope you do too. :)
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This "Dumb Blonde" Video Takes The Cake on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader"
Dumb Blonde on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader"... or 3rd Grader in this case! LOL
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Must See Video of a Drunk Man Falling Down Stairs And Getting Hit by a Car And Survives
I just found this video on YouTube; it's absolutely insane! Freaky, but quite funny once you see the ending. This fellow falls all the way down the stairs and than gets ran into by a vehicle, but amazingly .. you will see in the video. It's hilarious though!
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