Dear John Response

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home which read:



The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty women he'd collected from his pals. There were a total of 57 photos in the envelope he sent back along with the following note:

The Soldier and the Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he requested, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls; I don't want to go to Iraq either.'