Trading Sexes

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was

Taking Money to the Afterlife

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there, dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!'

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?'

'I sure did,' said the wife. I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a Cheque.... If he can cash it, he can spend it.'

When You’re in West Virginia

There were two men driving through West Virginia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on it with his nightstick.
As soon as the driver rolled down the window, he felt a WHACK. The trooper thwacked him in he head with his nightstick.
“What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper replied. "When we pull you over in West Virginia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your window."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license and turns out clean. He gets his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick too.
"What' the heck was that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," answered the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" Asked the shocked ... {full joke}

Two Brothers, Opposites Of Each Other

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The Evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The Good brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother Passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.

One day he went to God and asked, 'Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven.'

God replied, 'As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere.

'I'm sorry to hear that', the good brother replied. 'But I do miss him and wish I could see him again.' 'You can see him if you wish', God said, 'I will give you the power to gaze Into hell.'

So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long He saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and In the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

The good brother turned to God and said, 'I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell can not be that bad.'

God explained. 'Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't.'

Three Chicks Stranded are Granted a Wish Each

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.

One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.

All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

Then the blonde said, "I wish my friends were here with me."