An Italian Boy's Confession

This could only happen with a little Italian kid..

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned..  I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Maria Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her...'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My 2 lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you. '

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

4 months vacation and five good leads.

24 Questions From George Carlin

24 questions from George Carlin's warped brain:

1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

4. What's another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

10. Why do they report power outages on TV?

11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

12. Is it possible to be totally partial?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Thanks to Rich Costick for sharing this! Too funny.

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Hilarious Animals Video Clip From AFV Via YouTube

Here's a hilarious Animals video clip from AFV via YouTube. Thought if you haven't seen it you would get a good laugh. Lol.




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Hilarious Cats Video

Here's another funny animal video but with cats only, they sure are hilarious. These kinds of videos always make me laugh. I hope you get a good laugh too as you watch. :0)

Humorous, Funny Animals Caught on Tape

For those of you who like funny, cute animals. This clip is quite hilarious and humorous.



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Funny Names When Sounded Out

Can you imagine having been named one of the following names? lol Too funny!

Some Funny People's Names:

Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass)

Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later)

Amanda Lay (a man to lay)

Andy Structible (indestructible)

Ann B. Dextrous (ambidextrous)

Ariel Hassle (a real hassle)

Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy)

Barry D. Hatchett (bury the hatchett)

Bart Ender (bartender)

Ben Dover (bend over)

Ben Thair (been there)

Bo Nessround (bonus round)

Brighton Early (bright and early)

Candice B. DePlace (can this be the place)

Carson O. Gin (carcinogen)

Casey Needzit (in case he needs it)

Chris Myass (kiss my ass)

Claire DeAir (clear the air)

Cody Pendant (co-dependant)

Dale E. Bread (daily bread)

Dan Geruss (dangerous)

Darius Lesgettham (there he is, let's get him)

Dee Faced (defaced)

Dennis Toffice (dentist office)

Des Buratto (desperado)

Dick Tater (dictator)

Don Thatt (done that)

Douglas S. Halfempty (the glass is half empty)

Dustin D. Furniture (dusting the furniture)

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Ella Vader (elevator)

Ellis Dee (L.S.D)

Evans Gayte (Heavan's gate)

Faye Tallity (fatality)

Freida Convict (free the convict)

Gabe Asher (gay basher)

Gene E. Yuss (genius)

Gil T. Azell (guilty as hell)

Gus Tofwin (gust of wind)

Hal Jalikakick (how'd ya like a kick)

Hayden Seek (hide and seek)

Helen Back (hell and back)

Herb E. Side (herbiside)

Holden Mcgroin (holding my groin)

Howard I. No (how would I know?)

Hu Flung Pu (who flung poo?)

Hugh Jass (huge ass)

Ida Whana (I don't want to)

Ilene Dover (I leaned over)

I.P. Freehly (I pee freely)

I. Ron Stomach (iron stomach)

Izzy Backyet (is he back yet?)

Jacques Strap (jock strap)

Joanna Hand (ya wanna a hand?)

Joe King (joking)

Juan De Hattatime (one day at a time)

Justin Case (just in case)

-- Funny Name Generator and Funny Names --

Kent Cook (can't cook)

Lisa Neucar (lease a new car)

Lou Briccant (lubricant)

Lou Sirr (loser)

Louise E. Anna (Louisiana)

Luna Tick (lunatic)

Madka Owdiseez (mad cow disease)

Mark Z. Spot (mark yhe spot)

Mary Juana (marijuana)

Max E. Pad (maxi pad)

Melissa Tothis (ma, listen to this)

Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft)

Moe Skeeto (mosquito)

Nida Lyte (need a light)

Patty O'Furniture (patio furniture)

Phil Mypockets (fill my pockets)

Quimby Ingmeen (quit being mean)

Quinton Chingme (quit touching me)

Rita Book (read a book)

Robin Meeblind (robbing me blind)

Sam Manilla (salmonella)

Samson Night (Samsonite)

Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks)

Sherman Wadd Evver (sure man, whatever)

Sir Fin Waves (surfin' Waves)

Stu Padasso (stupid asshole)

Sue Case (suitcase)

Sue Permann (superman)

Tara Newhall (tear a new hole)

Ty Tass (tight ass)

Ulee Daway (you lead the way)

Vlad Tire (flat tire)

Wayne Kerr (wanker)

Wilma Leggrowbach (will my leg grow back?)

Xavier Breath (save your breath)

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