New Seat belt Law

This new seat belt law became effective OCTOBER 1, 2010.

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%

when the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

Please pass on to family and friends.

THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!

Laughter Is the Master Of ALL Medicine

What are your thoughts on laughter and what types of things make you laugh the most? I'd love to hear from you. Even if you have a funny story or something that you wish to share. I'd be most happy to post it here with your permission. Or just share your views of laughter and humor. We need more of it (I think) because it's so vital to our lives.

I've heard somewhere before that human beings are the only species that are capable of laughter, but I recently heard that laughter is believed to have evolved from our ancient primate ancestors "panting behavior". Instead of laughing like humans, apes pant when tickled or play socially.

Other animals make different sounds when playing, but they are so different that it's difficult to equate them with laughter like humans. For instance, rats make high-pitched vocal sounds when playing or tickled.

On average, most adults laugh about 17 times per day. Children laugh more because they play more.

Everyone laughs, yet not all of us find the same things to be funny. Additionally, we find different things to be humorous at different stages of our life.

Laughing 100 times is equivalent to a 10 minute work out on a rowing machine, or 15 minutes on an exercise bike according to scientific studies.Laughter can benefit us physically, psychologically and physiologically.

Laughing not only exercises our facial muscles, it also exercises the abdomen, respiratory, diaphragm, leg and back muscles. It's the easiest form of exercise there is.

Laughter also benefits us by reducing stress levels, lowering blood pressure, providing a coping mechanism for handling undesirable situations, promotes healing, increases vascular blood flow and oxygenation of the blood and it improves our metal health overall.

We can't just simply make a decision to laugh, laughter happens unconsciously. Laughter is hard to fake; even though we can consciously inhibit it, it's not as if we consciously produce it.

We laugh when we hear sounds of laughter because it's also very contagious.

We find jokes to be funny for many of different reasons. Sometimes they make us feel superior to others, they can reduce anxiety-provoking situations, but the most popular theory is due to of incongruity; when we are surprised at the end.

May you laugh lots, live happily, stay healthy and enjoy life always. :0)

P.S. Don't forget to share some of your thoughts if you don't mind please. Just leave a comment here. Thanks so much.

Best Banned Commercial Ever - Very Funny

hahaha.. I wasn't quite sure about this video, but figured it had to have been something other than what most would perceive. Too funny.

Funny Banned Commercial - Judgement

LOL, this video was banned, sure was funny though.

Hilarious Commercial - Importance of Pre-marital Sex

This commercial is hilarious! WTF! Way too funny! I suppose pre-marital sex would certainly be important in this case lol.

Hilarious Banned Video - Photograph

OMG I wasn't expecting the outcome on this hilarious video of a banned commercial. Too funny.

Great Product Letters

To the makers of Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative,

Funny Vacation Rental Commercial Featuring 'Unitard'

This vacation rental commercial featuring 'UNITARD', the superhero of the vacation rental industry, is a funny way to reach out to travelers across the world about the better benefits of a vacation rental. It’s certainly one humorous way to the point across and spread the word.

I was shocked to learn that you could rent a whole house, condo or villa for just half the cost of a hotel!  There are some absolutely amazing lake vacation rentals, ski vacation rentals, golf vacation rentals, and of course beach vacation rentals everywhere in the world. It makes me want to take a vacation right now after browsing through them.

Check out this funny vacation rental commercial. It gave me a good chuckle and incentive to get a vacation rental whenever I go on vacation. To see all the amazing vacation rentals available, visit Vacation Rental.org

Funny British Post Cards

I don't make em' I just pass em' on lol ... thanks to my good friend for e-mailing them to me.

Hilarious Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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On a Church's Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

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At a Tire Store

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

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In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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On a

Melt Down

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that wouldn't melt would marry her and inherit all of the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

Real Classifieds Put In Paper LOL

These classifieds were really put in the paper, too funny:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes..
Excellent condition.
$200 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Good ST. Frances Sisters

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

'SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES'

He thinks this must be a figment of his imagination and drives on without thinking about it more.

Shortly later, he sees another sign which reads:

'SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES '

After seeing all 3 signs, he begins to realize that they're for real and drives past a third sign saying:

'SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT'

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

'SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS'

He climbs the steps and rings the bell.

The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:


GO IN PEACE.


YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

Doomed By Stupidity

Is the Human Race doomed by stupidity? Here's some further proof in case you don't believe it is... the following label instructions are actually printed on consumer product packaging:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - "NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO".

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - "OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU".

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - "USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE".

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - "AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT".

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - "THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS."

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - "TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING". (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - "LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET".

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - "OPEN OTHER END".

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - "WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?"

10. On a Sears hairdryer - "DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING".

11. On a bag of Fritos - "YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE". (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - "USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP". (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - "DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN". (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING". (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: "KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN". (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - "FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY". (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - "NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE". (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - "WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS". (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - "OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS". (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS". (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - "WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY". (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: "SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST".

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: "FITS ONE HEAD".

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY".

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: "DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY".

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: "MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS". (DUHH!)

Think Good Ideas Are Gone?

Important Medical Information!

This is hilarious medical news!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

To Help Ease the Pain of Your Next Trip to the Pump

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...

Compared with Gasoline

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ...... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 . $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 . $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ...... $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ......... .. $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER.. .

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.

Road Rage Ad - "Manners For Motering"

Can you imagine driving with one of these in your car? I don't know whether it would cause less road rage or more! Hahaha!