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Real Classifieds Put In Paper LOL

By: Bonnie Wabbit On: Sunday, July 26, 2009
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    • These classifieds were really put in the paper, too funny:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
    45 volumes..
    Excellent condition.
    $200 or best offer. No longer needed,
    Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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