Ticked Off The Traffic Cop

I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.

So, I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for driving on bald tires!!

So, I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket, put it on the car with the first, and he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about half an hour; the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Well, it was okay by me....I didn't give a toot. My car was parked just around the corner.