Women VS Men - Hidden Messages

Hidden Messages

Women's Terms

• Yes = No
• No = Yes
• Maybe = No
• We need = I want..
• I am sorry = you'll be sorry
• We need to talk = I need to complain
• Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
• Do what you want = You will pay for this later
• I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
• Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
• You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
• Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
• You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
• Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
• It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
• You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
• I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
• How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

Men's Terms

• I am hungry = I am hungry
• I am sleepy = am sleepy
• I am tired = I am tired
• Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
• I love you = Let's have sex now
• I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
• What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
• May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
• Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
• Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
• Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
• Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
• You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes.
• Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
• I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay