Bugs Bunny Flashes His Manhood

Watch this video closely just after Bugs Bunny steps out of the shower. it's funny because he reveals his manhood for a peek. lol

Shocking Answer

A professor at the University was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions' to his first year medical students. Knowing it wasn't the most pleasant topic, he made an effort to try and lighten the mood a bit.

He pointed to a young lady sitting in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an ... {full joke}

The Hunters and the Lion

These two hunters have been hunting companions for more than 25 years and by now not only knew each other well but also very set in their hunting ways.

One day, while walking through the thick Savannah bush, the one suddenly stopped and started rubbing his stomach.

The other asked him,"what's wrong" on which he replied, "it's my stomach, must have been all the meat that we had for supper last night"

His friend then replied, "now that you mention it, I don't feel that well myself" and promptly they placed their rifles against a nearby bush and squatted for a......? (you know what I mean)

They were still squatted down, when a big old male Lion comes walking around the bush, jerks to a stop when he smells and sees them and growles at them.

Shocked to be caught in this position and without a rifle in his hand, the one hunter nudges the other with the elbow and asks, "Hey Bud, are you scared?". "No", says his buddy, "why do you ask"?

"Well", replied the first, "why then are you wiping my ass?"

Thanks Jannos for these great jokes!

Hunting With A Wife

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Inside the hunter's trophy room was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife in the Timbavati" "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.

"My wife."

Thanks again Jannos for sharing the laughs!

Flying in the Plane

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for kudu hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six kudu's. But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four o; you will have to leave two behind." They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the bush.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"

"I think so," replied the other hunter. I think this is about 100meters short of where we crashed last year!"

Thanks Jannos for the laugh!

Designated Drunk

One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The deputy knew he had his drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the lot.