The Hunters and the Lion

These two hunters have been hunting companions for more than 25 years and by now not only knew each other well but also very set in their hunting ways.

One day, while walking through the thick Savannah bush, the one suddenly stopped and started rubbing his stomach.

The other asked him,"what's wrong" on which he replied, "it's my stomach, must have been all the meat that we had for supper last night"

His friend then replied, "now that you mention it, I don't feel that well myself" and promptly they placed their rifles against a nearby bush and squatted for a......? (you know what I mean)

They were still squatted down, when a big old male Lion comes walking around the bush, jerks to a stop when he smells and sees them and growles at them.

Shocked to be caught in this position and without a rifle in his hand, the one hunter nudges the other with the elbow and asks, "Hey Bud, are you scared?". "No", says his buddy, "why do you ask"?

"Well", replied the first, "why then are you wiping my ass?"

Thanks Jannos for these great jokes!