Why Men Are Just Happier People

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

~ Your last name stays put.
~ The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
~ Chocolate is just another snack.
~ You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
~ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
~ You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
~ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
~ The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
~ You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
~ Same work, more pay.
~ Wrinkles add character.
~ Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
~ People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
~ The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
~ New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
~ One mood all the time.
~ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
~ You know stuff about tanks.
~ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
~ You can open all your own jars.
~ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
~ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
~ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
~ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
~ You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
~ Everything on your face stays its original color.
~ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
~ You only have to shave your face and neck.
~ You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
~ One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
~ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
~ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
~ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.