A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
He was playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Sweetie, my TV is my boyfriend . . . I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies
make me laugh. I'm quite content with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture focused. Flustered, she started hitting the backside of the TV in an effort to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he ran to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Uhuh, she's in her bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
Tagged Under: Cute, Funny Comparisons, funny joke, Kids, Perception
Grandma's Boyfriend
By:
Bonnie Wabbit
On: Saturday, February 28, 2009
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