Grinchy Cop

A cop was on horseback on Christmas morning sitting at a traffic light when he took notice of a kid next to him on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring it for you?" The kid replies, "Uh, yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to place a tail-light on your bike." Then he proceeds to write the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket says to the cop before taking off, "Well, by the way, that's a nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring him to you?"

The cop says, humoring the kid, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid proceeded to gesture, "Well, next year tell Santa to place the dick underneath the horse, rather than of on top."