Witty Remarks

This guy asked his granny if she seen his pills that were labeled "LSD".

His Granny replied, "Fuck the pills, boy, GO look in the kitchen... there's dragons in there!!"

There was a woman standing in front of a mirror who said to her husband, "I look horrible and feel ugly and fat; give me some sort of compliment to make me feel better".

Her husband replied, "Well, be thankful ya got perfect eyesight".

A woman asked her husband one night as she got naked, 'What turns you on more, my ... {full joke}