Little Boy on the Toilet

There's a three year old boy who's sitting on the toilet for a while and his Mom thinks he's been in the bathroom for too long, so she walks in to see what's taking him so long.

When she walked in, the little boy was gripping on to the toilet seat with one hand and hitting the top of his head with the other hand.

His Mother asks, "Billy, are you alright? You've been in here for quite some time."

Billy replied, "Yeah, I'm okay, Mommy. I just haven't went 'Doody'yet."

Mom responded, "Okay, you can stay in here for a few more minutes and try to go. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head like that?"

Billy says, "Works for Kitchup."





This funny joke was e-mailed to me by a friend. I thought it was too cute not to share :). lol