At the Doctors Office

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and complained that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"That's impossible!" said the doctor. "Show me."

So, the redhead took her finger, pushed down on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She proceeded to push down on her knee and again screamed; likewise she pushed down on her ankle and screamed. Sure enough everywhere on her body she touched made her scream in pain.

The doctor looked into her eyes and said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, not really no, I'm a true blonde actually."

"I figured so." the doctor replied. "you're finger is actually broken."