New Seat belt Law
This new seat belt law became effective OCTOBER 1, 2010.
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below.......
Please pass on to family and friends.
THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!
Cute Video Clip of a Couple of Kids Dancing Ballet - Inspiring
Incredibly cute video of a ballet couple. Must See for yourself; I was in 'aww' and inspired watching how talented this cute couple are.
Cute Funny Video of Baby Throwing Pool Balls Into The Pockets
This is such a cute, funny video of a baby throwing pool balls and ironically getting them all in the pockets. LMAO. Too Funny.
Can You Run On Water? It's Called Liquid Mountaineering, Very Cool
This is awesome - Liquid Mountaineering. Run on water without any sort of magic. Very Cool.
Funny Facts Song - By College Homor
Funny Facts Song - I thought this was quite clever and humorous. :)
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Amazingly Talented Pit Bull With Major Energy - Awesome Video
Incredible Pit Bull with massive energy and extreme talent. Truly Amazing. How would you like to take this Pitty out for a run every day? lol
Who Enjoys a Certain 'Act' More; Women or Men?
Time to really test your sense of humor.
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this--When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
Thanks to Rich Costick for sharing this hilarious joke!
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A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this--When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
Thanks to Rich Costick for sharing this hilarious joke!
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Boob Grabbing Kid - Funny Gif
This is funny; the kid goes for the girls boobs as he climbs up her but she can't do anything as her hands are locked. lol. Do you think he did that on purpose? Uh..huh.. :) Check out the girls funny expression as he grabs her boobs. Too funny.
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Funny Video Clip of a Truck Going off the Highway
This video clip freaked me out! If nobody got hurt or injured, than it is quite humorous!
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Funny, Cute Video Clip of a Startled Little Hamster
This hamster must have been sleeping with his eyes open or something lol. Poor startled little thing! Very cute and funny I thought. :o)
Funny Video Clip of a Cat Ruling a Dog - lol
This video clip is funny! Tough kitty or wimpy dog? I found it to be humorous and hope you do too. :) lol
Why Dad's Should NOT be Allowed to Shop for Their Babies
These funny shirts are really good reasons why Dad's shouldn't be allowed to shop for their babies.
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Saturday Night Bath - Funny Joke About Nuns
This joke's about two Nun's who are told different things by Father John during Saturday night Bath Time. The end result is pretty funny.
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.
"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun.
"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord
keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace.
And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."
"That wicked old bastard" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriele's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."
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It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.
"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun.
"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord
keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace.
And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."
"That wicked old bastard" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriele's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."
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Poor Little David - Funny Joke About Classroom Stories
What a cute joke this is. I thought it was quite humorous. lol
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
Blondest of Blondes - Hilarious Blonde Video
Blondest of Blondes is all I can say to this hilarious video. This Blonde has a very bad and most embarrassing blonde moment caught on video. Too Funny! What do you think? Don't be shy, leave your comments please. lol I think it's absolutely hilarious!
Worse Parents Ever - Funny Video
This is a funny video of parents trying to scare their kids after they stayed up all night watching Chainsaw Massacre. They got em pretty good. lol
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Bob Rescues Choking Woman - Funny Video
This video is hilarious. I had read a joke about this happening called "Bob Rescues Woman From Choking", but I hadn't seen the video of it until now. I got good laugh out of it and hope you do too. :)
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Grandma's Birth Control Pills
This joke is pretty funny. It's about a grandmother who uses birth control pills to help her sleep at night. lol.
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Do NOT, Under ANY Circumstances Talk to my Parrot!
I thought this was pretty humorous when I read it. A good joke, a little twisted though, lol.
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."
"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."
"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
This "Dumb Blonde" Video Takes The Cake on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader"
Dumb Blonde on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader"... or 3rd Grader in this case! LOL
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Funny Ice Fishing Video
"OMG" is all I could say to this crazy ice fishing video! I don't really know whether to laugh or cry at this one! Although the title of it is "Funny Ice Fishing Video", I'm not so sure "funny" is the right word for it. Check it out and rate it or leave your thoughts if you like. Does this sort of video make you laugh?
Source: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3025643/funny_ice_fishing/
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