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Wee Cowboy Boots

By: Unknown On: Saturday, March 22, 2008
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  • Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

    Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
    She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
    He then announced, '....These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?', like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.' Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.' She will be eligible for parole in three years.


    By: Unknown On: Thursday, March 20, 2008
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  • To hoom it mae cunsern,

    I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    Certain men and all the ladies.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    nikname Beefy

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

    Clever and Creative Chef Art

    By: Unknown On: Thursday, March 20, 2008
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  • Very creative chef work here on the vegetables! A lot of thought and expression went into creating these cool veggie figurines. Wonder if them kids who don't eat their veggies would actually enjoy eating them had they looked like this when served? Hmm.. clever.

    Thank you for Shopping at Walmart

    By: Unknown On: Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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  • Another hilarious joke. I love this one.

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
    'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'
    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
    The computer prints the following:
    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

    I used to have this joke but couldn't find it, so thank you redrockabilly from yuwiehotties for sharing this with us!

    Funny Office Expressions

    By: Unknown On: Saturday, March 15, 2008
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  • Creatively Painted Feathers

    By: Unknown On: Friday, March 14, 2008
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  • What a light hand this artist must have not to break the feathers. Truly an excellent artist eh? Some of them don't look real, but regardless, they are quite amazing (I think).

    Some people are so very talented. These are awesome! Credit for these go to the artist , Julie Thompson; her wedsite is
    Thanks for checking this out, Havamal. I was sent these in an e-mail which had labeled on the pics.

    Ispeshul Painted Feathers

    38 Things to do When in an Elevator

    By: Unknown On: Friday, March 14, 2008
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  • 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
    2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
    3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    5. Shave.
    6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
    7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
    11. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
    12. Do Tai Chi exercises.
    13. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
    14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'
    15. Meow occasionally.
    16. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
    17. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    18. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
    19. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
    20. Leave a box between the doors.
    21. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. [full joke]

    Thanks to redrockabilly from for sharing this!

    Getting Police to Respond Quickly When You're Old

    By: Unknown On: Thursday, March 13, 2008
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  • George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked, 'Is someone in your house?' and he said, 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just ... {full joke}

    Poor Frog

    By: Unknown On: Thursday, March 13, 2008
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  • The Boy with the flattened frog...

    There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

    He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

    The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

    He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

    Of course the Madam said no.

    He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

    The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

    He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys.

    She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."

    Underwear Is Important!

    By: Unknown On: Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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  • If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

    Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and ... {full joke}

    The Wedding Night

    By: Unknown On: Monday, March 10, 2008
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  • Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.

    In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

    She replies, "No."

    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

    His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

    She replies, "No."

    Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

    His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

    After school, Johnny comes home and ... {full joke}

    Forget Your Condoms, Guys?

    By: Unknown On: Sunday, March 09, 2008
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  • A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

    She asked, 'What size condoms?'

    The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.

    She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

    Chased By Balloons

    By: Unknown On: Sunday, March 09, 2008
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  • Thought you might enjoy this!
    Can you imagine some guy going 90 mph on the interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

    Instructions for a fun time on the interstate:

    Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
    Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell....
    Step 3. Watch people freak out!

    Cute Babies and Their Pets

    By: Unknown On: Friday, March 07, 2008
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  • These pics are so adorable! Awe..

    These pics are so adorable! Awe..