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Murphy's Mothers Laws

By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, December 06, 2011
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  • Some funny "Murphy's Law" laws for you to ponder...
    • Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
    • A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper. 
    • Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself. 
    • Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it. 
    • Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent. 
    • The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is. 
    • The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten. 
    • If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't. 
    • The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you. 
    • If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them. 
    • Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing. 
    • Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.
    • If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.
    • You can't "out mother" your mother. Don't even try. 
    • Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it. 
    • The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

    I thought these were pretty funny because they are mostly true. :) There's more on the following site source(s):

    Source: http://www.humorcolumnist.com & http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-Mothers.htm

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