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No Shit

By: Bonnie W On: Monday, July 21, 2008
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  • Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.

    If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

    I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my ass."

    "I do not understand," said the other.

    The first Arab says, "I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, "I am a Genie. I can grant you one wish."

    I said, "No shit?"


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