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Great Product Letters

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, February 28, 2010
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  • To the makers of Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative,

    What's Been Said In Court

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, February 28, 2010
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  • Actual things said in court! (Funny)


    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    WITNESS: I forget.
    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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    ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
    WITNESS: We both do.
    ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
    WITNESS: We do.
    ATTORNEY: You do?
    WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, "isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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    Keeping Time

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, February 13, 2010
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  • I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

    Little Ralphy

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, February 13, 2010
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  • LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

    A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

    She calls on little Ralphy.

    He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

    The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'

    Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

    There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

    The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

    The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

    Which one is married?'

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

    To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'


    LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2)

    Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

    'Why?' asks the father?

    'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.

    'But that's right!' says his dad.

    'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

    'What's the f...... difference?' asks the father.

    'That's what I said!'


    Why Not To Take Men Shopping

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
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  • After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.  Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.  Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.  Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

    Dear Mrs. Samuel,

    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.  We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.  Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares.  Get on it right away'.  This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

    My Private Part Died

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
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  • An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

    Funny Vacation Rental Commercial Featuring 'Unitard'

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
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  • This vacation rental commercial featuring 'UNITARD', the superhero of the vacation rental industry, is a funny way to reach out to travelers across the world about the better benefits of a vacation rental. It’s certainly one humorous way to the point across and spread the word.

    I was shocked to learn that you could rent a whole house, condo or villa for just half the cost of a hotel!  There are some absolutely amazing lake vacation rentals, ski vacation rentals, golf vacation rentals, and of course beach vacation rentals everywhere in the world. It makes me want to take a vacation right now after browsing through them.

    Check out this funny vacation rental commercial. It gave me a good chuckle and incentive to get a vacation rental whenever I go on vacation. To see all the amazing vacation rentals available, visit Vacation Rental.org