Black Testicles

There's a male patient laying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth when a young student nurse comes along to sponge bath him.

"Nurse", he mumbles from under his mask. "Can you tell me if my testicles are black?"

Quite embarrassed, the nurse replies, "I don't know, sir, I'm just here to wash your feet and upper body."

He struggles to ask her again, "Nurse, please can you check if my testicles are black?"

Concerned about him possibly elevating his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back his covers. She lifts his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......


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