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Bake a Cake or go to Bed

By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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  • There's a couple at home and the husband is watching TV when the wife asked him, "Honey, can you fix the light please in the hallway? It's been flickering off and on for weeks now."

    He looks up at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights NOW? Does it look like I have I have GE written on my forehead? I think NOT!"

    "FINE!", she replied.

    Then, the wife asked, "Well then, can you fix the fridge door? It' won't close properly."

    To which he responded, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I think NOT!"

    "FINE", she said. How about the steps to the front door? Can you please fix them at least because they are about to break?"

    "I'M NO CARPENTER AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE FIXING STEPS!" He says, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'ACE HARDWARE' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
    I'M GOING TO THE BAR!"

    So, he leaves to go to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours and then he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, so he decides to go home.

    As he walks up to the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.

    As he enters the house, he sees that the hall light is working fine.

    As he goes to the fridge to get a beer, he ... {full joke}

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