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Worse Job in the World

By: Bonnie W On: Friday, January 29, 2010
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  • Haha, this is hilarious.

    Be Strong Honey!

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    Old Habits Die Hard

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.

    "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous."

    "My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."

    Surprise Confession

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
    Th e man says, 'Yes, it is.'
    Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
    Man: 'That's nice'
    Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
    Man: 'No, thanks.'
    Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
    Man: 'OK, how much?'
    Boy: '$250'

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

    Boy: 'Dark in here.'
    Man: 'Yes, it is.'
    Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?'
    Boy: '$750'
    Man: 'Sold.'

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
    The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

    The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
    Boy: '$1,000'

    The Dad says, 'That's terrible to

    Vampire Bat

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p%ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
    "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood..
    "Do you

    "I Hate My Job" Days

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

    Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days.

    Try this out:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in

    Lost In Lowe's

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when they collide.

    The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.”

    The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

    The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

    The young guy says, “Well, she’s 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long

    Little Eric

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, January 28, 2010
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  • I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

    As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?  He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

    I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

    Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

    'No,' I replied.  'Write it down,' he said, 'and