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Video Clip of Betty White's Interview on Ellen DeGeneres

By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • For those of you who love Betty White and Ellen DeGeneres, you will enjoy watching this interview. They are certainly hilarious! :)

    Funny Video of Kids Presenting Their Amazing Inventions on Ellen

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • This video is so funny and cute. Love watching what kids come up with. They are so creative. lol

    Funny Video - Budweiser Dog Commercial - Superbowl

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • What a dog this Fergus is lol.

    Funny Banned TV Commerical - Concorde

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • Lol, I enjoy watching these funny commercials. Some are just way too funny. Hopefully you get a good laugh out of them too. :)

    Best Banned Commercial Ever - Very Funny

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • hahaha.. I wasn't quite sure about this video, but figured it had to have been something other than what most would perceive. Too funny.

    Funny Banned Commercial - Judgement

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • LOL, this video was banned, sure was funny though.

    Another Funny Trojan Commercial - Twisted Though! LOL

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • Sure seems to be a lot of funny Trojan commercials lol. Here's another! lol

    Hilarious Commercial - Importance of Pre-marital Sex

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • This commercial is hilarious! WTF! Way too funny! I suppose pre-marital sex would certainly be important in this case lol.

    Funny Trojan Commercial - Shocker

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • I was shocked to watch this funny Trojan video. Surprised that they made such a commercial, but it's pretty funny.

    Hilarious Banned Video - Photograph

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • OMG I wasn't expecting the outcome on this hilarious video of a banned commercial. Too funny.

    Funny Commercial Video

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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  • Haha... I got a kick out of this funny commercial. Hope you do too. LOL.

    Shirley And Marcy

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 29, 2010
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  • A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.

    So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.

    She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

    The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor girl he knew. She did this for the entire week.

    As the two kids walked and talked, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally she said to Timmy, 'Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week?

    Do you know her?'

    Timmy nonchalantly replied, 'Yeah, I know who she is.'

    The little girl said, 'Well, who is she?'

    'That's just Shirley Goodnest,' Timmy replied, 'and her daughter Marcy.'

    'Shirley Goodnest? Who is she and why is she following us? '

    'Well,' Timmy explained, 'every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.
    And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!'

    Blonde Lands On Sun

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, June 27, 2010
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  • An American, Russian, and Blonde were talking one day. The American said, "we were the first on the moon!"

    The Russian then turned and said, "We were the first to travel to space!"

    The Blonde chimed in and said, "Yeah, so what? We're going to be the first to land on the sun!"

    Both the American and Russian looked at one another and shook their heads. "It's impossible to land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up in a flash before you even reach it!"

    To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We are going to go at night!"

    Blonde Knitting While Driving

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, June 27, 2010
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  • A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. He was astonished to see when he glanced over that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

    Realizing that she was completely oblivious to his siren and flashing lights, the trooper cranked his window down, pulled out his bullhorn and yelled, ""PULL OVER!"

    "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

    At the Doctors Office

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, June 27, 2010
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  • A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and complained that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    "That's impossible!" said the doctor. "Show me."

    So, the redhead took her finger, pushed down on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She proceeded to push down on her knee and again screamed; likewise she pushed down on her ankle and screamed. Sure enough everywhere on her body she touched made her scream in pain.

    The doctor looked into her eyes and said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

    "Well, not really no, I'm a true blonde actually."

    "I figured so." the doctor replied. "you're finger is actually broken."

    Blonde Gets Stopped For Speeding

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, June 27, 2010
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  • A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her politely to show him her license.

    The blonde replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and now today you expect me to show you it!"

    Blonde Walking Along The River

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, June 27, 2010
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  • Another funny blonde joke for those who like them...

    A blonde was out walking along the river getting some exercise when she spots another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she hollers, "how can I get to the other side?"

    The other blonde glances up the river and then down the river and hollers back, "You ARE on the other side!"

    Blondes Discussing Florida and the Moon

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, June 27, 2010
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  • Gotta love these funny blonde jokes, even if you're blonde! They are still funny (I think so anyways; and I'm blonde. I hope you get a chuckle out of it.

    Two Blondes residing in Oklahoma were sitting on a park bench chatting, and one of the blondes asked the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or thhe moon?"

    So the other blonde replied, "Well Helloooo, can you see Florida????"

    Insanely Hilarious, Sexy Comedian With Unusual Talent

    By: Bonnie W On: Monday, June 21, 2010
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  • I just watched this hilarious video on YouTube and couldn't believe my eyes AND ears as I watched what this sexy comedian was doing! I'm passing it on to as many folks as possible who enjoy this type of humor. I thought it was a bit nasty at first, then I found myself nearly in tears as she got further into her gig. LOL. It's insanely hilarious. Cheeks are sore from laughing still. Too funny.

    Who I'd Assign a Certain Caller Ringtone to and Why

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, June 19, 2010
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  • I love caller ringtones because they can have a special meaning to someone in your life who calls you often. Those who call end up listening to a song you assigned to them instead of a plain, bland ring that has no meaning.

    If I were to assign an EMI or Warner Artist ringtone to someone, it would have to the "Waking Up In Vegas (Video Mix)" Ringtone by Katy Perry - (katy perry ringtones) to my ex-boyfriend because he was caught cheating on me in Vegas with a dominatrix. After I learned of his infidelity, he tried to make it up to me by buying me fancy gifts and jewelery, etc. He must have either figured I was 'THAT' stupid, or he himself was 'THAT' smart. I'm sure he'd like to think he was that smart. (lol)

    I certainly wasn't going to give in to him after that, but he's still tries on several occasions to call me and get back with me. I find it funny actually that he still does, so I feel this ringtone would be a perfect one to assign to him.

    On the other hand, I love the comedy ringtones as well and would assign one by Family Guy to my daughter called "Chris Mom, Look At Me", because she's always tapping and poking at me to get my attention. She's just the funniest, cutest little princess, but has a lot of energy and spunk when it comes to demanding paying her attention regardless of what I'm doing at the time. Having said that, the "Chris Mom, Look At Me" would be a perfect ringtone to assign to her.

    Isn't Honesty The Best Policy?

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 15, 2010
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  • I Like Fried Chicken

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyways, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

    Guess where I am now...

    Your Puppy AWW For The Day

    By: Bonnie W On: Monday, June 14, 2010
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  • My neighbor has a dog who just recently had a batch of 5 pups. They are the most adorable little puppies ever. I just HAD to share them with the world. I hope they bring you many smiles as they did my family, friends and I. They are so funny to watch now that they are getting to that stage. Here they are... Enjoy!

    See more pics here.













    Vodka Cures

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, June 12, 2010
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  • 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
    The stuff dissolves adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.

    The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.
    The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.

    The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

    The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.


    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.



    9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag

    and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.


    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,

    fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.
    Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
    to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.


    12. To cure foot odor,
    wash your feet with vodka.

    13. Vodka will disinfect
    and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
    to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

    15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
    Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


    And silly me!

    I used to drink the shit!


    Class Project That Went Wrong

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, June 12, 2010
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  • An elementary school class begun a class project making planters to take home to their parents.

    They wanted to plant something in them that would be easy to take care of, so they decided to plant cactus plants.

    Each of the students were given green-ware pottery planters with clown shapes which they painted nicely with glaze.

    All of the clown planters were professionally fired during a class outing so they could see the process.

    It was a lot of fun!

    They planted cactus seeds in the clown planters after and they grew quite nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home after all. Instead, the cactus's were removed and replaced with small ivy and the kids were allowed to then take them home.

    Well, the teacher said that cactus plants seemed like a good idea at the time, but the outcome....

    Little Boy on the Toilet

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, June 12, 2010
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  • There's a three year old boy who's sitting on the toilet for a while and his Mom thinks he's been in the bathroom for too long, so she walks in to see what's taking him so long.

    When she walked in, the little boy was gripping on to the toilet seat with one hand and hitting the top of his head with the other hand.

    His Mother asks, "Billy, are you alright? You've been in here for quite some time."

    Billy replied, "Yeah, I'm okay, Mommy. I just haven't went 'Doody'yet."

    Mom responded, "Okay, you can stay in here for a few more minutes and try to go. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head like that?"

    Billy says, "Works for Kitchup."


    Grandparents

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, June 10, 2010
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  • 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before.

    After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"

    I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.

    2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

    3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

    As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

    Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

    As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

    4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like:

    "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."

    The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

    5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

    I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''

    "You're both old," he replied.

    6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor.

    She told him she was writing a story.

    "What's it about?" he asked.

    "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

    7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her.

    I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct.

    It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of them out yourself".

    8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin,we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.

    Still, a few fireflies followed us in.
    Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."

    9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure."

    "Look in your underwear, Grandpa,"he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6."

    10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what?

    We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?"

    "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

    11. Children Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.

    The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

    The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

    "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

    12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.

    Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

    The children started discussing the dog's duties.

    "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck."

    A third child brought the argument to a close.

    "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."

    13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.

    "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.

    Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

    14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!

    15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

    Feel free to send this to other Grandparents, soon to be Grandparent, or what the heck, send to everyone. lol Too funny to not share.

    Cat Versus Snake, Oh My

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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  • Funny clip of a cat playing with a snake... or just being a curious cat.

    Beer Gloss For The Ladies

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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  • Here's a funny invention I bet you never would have thought of lol. Beer gloss?? Things people come up with. Hilarious.

    When Your Head Is Cold

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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  • What's up with the bird nest hat Lady Gaga's wearing in this picture?? lol Very funny looking I must say...or silly. But, I still love Lady Gaga... you go girl!

    Funny 404 Error Messages

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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  • We've all encountered 404 error messages trying to go to a link. It's an HTTP status code that indicates a web page can’t be found. Someone got creative and customized their 404 message to be amusingly funny.

    National Relief

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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  • Millions of us are struggling with overwhelming debt, causing us to feel the ugly effects of stress and making it near impossible to find the humor in anything. Many people feel they need to claim bankruptcy in order to get back on their feet, but Debt Relief has better options available to help eliminate debt. If you need help getting rid of credit card debt, don’t procrastinate, visit NationalDebtRelief.com and avoid bankruptcy. Enjoy your days with less stress as life’s too short to be unhappy over the chains of debt.

    Bugs Bunny Flashes His Manhood

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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  • Watch this video closely just after Bugs Bunny steps out of the shower. it's funny because he reveals his manhood for a peek. lol