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Forgiving Your Enemies

By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

    'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not

    Bubba Had Shingles.

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

    Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

    Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
    electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor..

    An hour later

    Game On

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Lol, this is funny.




    Catholic Heart Attack

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
    As he was recovering a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
    She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice 'No health insurance.'
    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
    He replied. 'No money in the bank.'
    The nun asked 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
    He said 'I only have a spinster sister who is a nun.'
    The nun became agitated

    News Reporter & The Pilot

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • I got a good laugh out of this one and hope you will too.

    His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

    He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

    Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

    He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

    The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

    Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can

    Gynecologist Visit

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Very funny - lol

    A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.
    The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window.
    He immediately told her to get undressed.

    After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, 'Do you know what I am doing?'

    'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.'

    'That's right,' said the doctor.
    He then began to fondle

    Great Come Back

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • This is too funny! What a come back! lmao


    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
    For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
    A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a

    Almost Caught

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

    One day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
    After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early??

    The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

    The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

    The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from

    HELLO Tech Support

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; Can you help?'
    Operator: Where did you get that number, sir?'
    Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
    Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open..'
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    Samsung Electronics
    Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
    Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
    Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I Need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the Number for Jack?'
    Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'
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    RAC Motoring Services
    Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am Traveling in Australia?'
    Operator: 'Does the product name give you a clue?'
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    Caller (inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe)
    'If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change
    the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
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    Directory Enquiries
    Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'
    Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'
    Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'
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    Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
    Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
    Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland'
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    On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.'
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    Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
    Customer: 'OK.'
    Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
    Customer: 'No.'
    Tech Support: 'OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
    Customer: 'No.'
    Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
    Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'
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    Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
    Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'
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    I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

    This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should
    have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline,
    which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

    Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
    (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

    Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
    Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
    Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
    Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
    Operator: 'Went away?'
    Caller: 'They disappeared'
    Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
    Caller: 'Nothing.'
    Operator: 'Nothing??'
    Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'

    More Amazing Sand Sculptures

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • These types of sand sculptures always amaze me. They are not really funny but, they're still so creative and cool to see. Quite inspiring. A family member of mine sent these ones to me in an e-mail.