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Forgiving Your Enemies

By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

    'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not
    have an enemy in the world?'
    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

    'I've outlived the bitches.'

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