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Catholic Heart Attack

By: Bonnie W On: Friday, December 04, 2009
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  • A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
    As he was recovering a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
    She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice 'No health insurance.'
    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
    He replied. 'No money in the bank.'
    The nun asked 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
    He said 'I only have a spinster sister who is a nun.'
    The nun became agitated
    and announced loudly 'Nuns are not spinsters!?
    Nuns are married to God.'
    The patient replied 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law'.

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