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No Shit

By: Unknown On: Monday, July 21, 2008
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  • Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.

    If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

    I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my ass."

    "I do not understand," said the other.

    The first Arab says, "I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, "I am a Genie. I can grant you one wish."

    I said, "No shit?"

    Would Love to be 8

    By: Unknown On: Monday, July 21, 2008
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  • A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday..

    'I'd love to be eight again", she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:

    The Death Slide
    The Wall of Fear
    The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars ... {full joke}

    I Quit

    By: Unknown On: Monday, July 21, 2008
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  • Dear friends and family, 

    I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...
    Scared the shit out of me.
    So that's it! 

    After today, no more reading.

    Think Good Ideas Are Gone?

    By: Unknown On: Monday, July 21, 2008
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  • Why Oh Why?

    By: Unknown On: Monday, July 21, 2008
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  • Why, Why, Why...

    Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses/beds are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right.'? Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot!'?

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And think about this......

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.