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Funny Maxine Jokes

By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, March 25, 2010
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  • Funny Maxine Jokes.. these are always so hilarious.








    Trip to the Dentist

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, March 25, 2010
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  • The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
    'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
    The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
    "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"
    The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
    "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."

    Love Poem

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, March 25, 2010
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  • Huge Fluffy Pillow

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, March 25, 2010
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  • A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

    The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

    God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

    A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat

    Mischievous Old Grandmas

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, March 24, 2010
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  • Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

    And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

    The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

    One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your

    exact age.'

    Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

    How Long for a Haircut?

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, March 24, 2010
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  • A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' 

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?'
     
    The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left. 
    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
     

    Will I Live to see 80?

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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  • Here's something to think about.

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

    'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    Rectum Deodorant

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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  • A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

    The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

    Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

    'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'

    'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.

    'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.

    Two Wolves

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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  • This is so true, best explanation of life I've ever heard.

    TWO WOLVES

    One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

    He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.

    "One is Evil - It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

    "The other is Good - It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

    The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

    The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

    Trip To COSTCO

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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  • Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    The Conversation

    By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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  • A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.