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The Orange, Lemon and Egg Magic Trick by Criss Angel - Amazing Magic Trick on Video

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 31, 2012
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  • This is one of the most amazing tricks I've ever seen. Criss Angel does some mind baffling magic. This video is stunning.
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    Funny Irish Birth Control Joke

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 31, 2012
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  • Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
    The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?'
    She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
    The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'
    She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
    The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.'
    She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways.
    Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'
    She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!'
    The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?'
    She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'

    Funny IRS Audits Grandpa Joke

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 31, 2012
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  • The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

    The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

    The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

    I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

    The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

    Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

    The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

    Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.
    The auditor's jaw drops.

    Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

    Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

    Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

    The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

    'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

    The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

    Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

    The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

    But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

    'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

    'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

    I keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!

    Funny Bran Flakes Joke

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 31, 2012
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  • There was a couple that were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
    Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. 




    They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

    The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'

    Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked. That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!' The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...' 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself..'

    The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f.....ing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'


    Funniest Jokes Ever According To GQ

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, March 25, 2012
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  • The funniest jokes ever aren't easy to really pick. It's not even really possible since we all think and interpret everything differently.

    Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the world. The list below was compiled with input from several comedians, and first appeared in GQ magazine. These were selected as the funniest jokes in the world, the best jokes of all time, by these comedians.

    I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?” I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio… (Bill Braudis).

    China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)

    If I ever have twins, I’d use one for parts. (Steven Wright)

    A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’s you get that?” the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”

    Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. (Ellen Degeneres)

    Check out more of the funniest jokes according to GO magazine.

    Mischievous Kid

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, March 25, 2012
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  • Here's a funny joke about a mischievous kid (grandchild) acts out during a shopping trip and his grandpa tries to maintain his sanity.

    There's a woman in a grocery store who happens to take notice of a grandpa and his poorly behaving 3 year old grandson at every turn.

    It was obvious gramps had his hands full with the mischievous kid, screaming out for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda.

    Meanwhile gramps is working his way around saying in a controlled voice, 'Easy Albert, we won't be long; easy boy.'

    Another outburst and the woman hears gramps calmly say, 'It's OK Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be outta here; hang in there.'

    At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the shopping cart and gramps again in a controlled voice said, 'Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset -- we'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert.'

    Very impressed, the woman went up to gramps as he's loading his grandchild and the groceries into the car and says, 'You know sir, I realize it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. The whole time you kept your composure and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be OK. Albert is very lucky to have you for his grandpa.'

    'Thanks, lady,' replied gramps, 'But I'm Albert . . . the little tyrant's name is Johnny.'

     Check out more short funny jokes.

    More of the Funniest and Cute Pictures Around

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, March 23, 2012
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  • Check out many more funny pics at Funny Various Pictures

    Funny Video Song - I'm Homeless and I Know It (YouTube)

    By: Bonnie W On: Friday, March 23, 2012
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  • This is the YouTube Video of "I'm Sexy and I Know It". I think it's hilarious. It's quite popular.  These guys are too funny.

     

    I found a parody of it called "I'm Homeless and I Know It", which you can see if you go to Funny Song Videos I'm sure you'll get a laugh out of it. :) Enjoy.

    Funny Looking Veggies And Fruit

    By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, March 22, 2012
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  • Have you ever seen really funny looking veggies that just happen to grow that funny looking? Well, here's some in case you haven't seen these before. There's more funny looking veggies as well as fruit if you go to Funny Looking Vegetables And Veggie Art. I find these to be very humorous and sure you will too. :)

    More Funny Pictures

    By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, March 21, 2012
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  • Hello all you jokesters, I hope you like the newest funny pics I've added here.





    To see the rest go to the page Funny Collection of Pictures

    Before And After Photos Of Celebrities

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, March 18, 2012
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  • Just put some pics of before and afters of celebrities. Check them out at Before And After Celeb Photos.html Here's a peek:



    Guess What This Could Be

    By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, March 18, 2012
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  • Can you guess what the heck this thing is on the plate? Pretty freaky looking!! Maybe the girl is making something with it for a school project or a good April Fools joke on someone. lol


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    Hilarious Receipt Advice

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 17, 2012
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  • Here's some hilarious receipt advice.. lol








    Short Funny Joke About Friends Kids Careers

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 03, 2012
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  • Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

    The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

    The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's fantabulous! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

    One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

    One Day When Heaven Became Crowded

    By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 03, 2012
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  • One day in Heaven, it became quite crowded, so a decision was made for just one day to only accept those people who passed away while having a very bad day.

    At the pearly gates of Heaven, St. Peter stood and said to the first man, "Tell me about your day and how you died."

    The man replied, "Oh, it was terrible. I was convinced that my wife was having an affair with another man, so I went home early expecting to catch her with him. I looked everywhere in our apartment, but had no luck finding him anywhere. I then went out on the balcony, way up on the 25th floor, and found some guy literally hanging over the edge by just his fingertips. I ran inside, grabbed a hammer, and hammered his hands. He ended up falling and landed in the bushes below. After that, I went to the fridge and was so angered that I managed to push it over the balcony and watched it crush the guy. The strain of the act caused me to have a heart attack, which ended up killing me."

    St. Peter could not deny that this man had a pretty bad day, and seeing that it was a crime of passion, he allowed the man into Heaven.

    Next man in line was asked the same question about how his day was when he died.

    "Well, sir, it was painful and brutal. "I was exercising on the balcony of my apartment on the 26th floor, doing aerobics when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grip onto the balcony of the apartment below, then some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. I ended up falling and luckily landed in the bushes. All of a sudden, the same maniac pushed his refrigerator off the balcony and it crushed me!"

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and thought to himself that he could really start to enjoy this job.

    "Tell me about your day and how you died?” he said to the third man waiting in line to get into Heaven.

    "Well okay, picture me purely naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."