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One Day When Heaven Became Crowded

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 03, 2012
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  • One day in Heaven, it became quite crowded, so a decision was made for just one day to only accept those people who passed away while having a very bad day.

    At the pearly gates of Heaven, St. Peter stood and said to the first man, "Tell me about your day and how you died."

    The man replied, "Oh, it was terrible. I was convinced that my wife was having an affair with another man, so I went home early expecting to catch her with him. I looked everywhere in our apartment, but had no luck finding him anywhere. I then went out on the balcony, way up on the 25th floor, and found some guy literally hanging over the edge by just his fingertips. I ran inside, grabbed a hammer, and hammered his hands. He ended up falling and landed in the bushes below. After that, I went to the fridge and was so angered that I managed to push it over the balcony and watched it crush the guy. The strain of the act caused me to have a heart attack, which ended up killing me."

    St. Peter could not deny that this man had a pretty bad day, and seeing that it was a crime of passion, he allowed the man into Heaven.

    Next man in line was asked the same question about how his day was when he died.

    "Well, sir, it was painful and brutal. "I was exercising on the balcony of my apartment on the 26th floor, doing aerobics when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grip onto the balcony of the apartment below, then some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. I ended up falling and luckily landed in the bushes. All of a sudden, the same maniac pushed his refrigerator off the balcony and it crushed me!"

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and thought to himself that he could really start to enjoy this job.

    "Tell me about your day and how you died?” he said to the third man waiting in line to get into Heaven.

    "Well okay, picture me purely naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."


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