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Getting Police to Respond Quickly When You're Old

By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, March 13, 2008
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  • George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked, 'Is someone in your house?' and he said, 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just ... {full joke}


    1. That is a funny story. Could you tell me how you find these? All of them are funny. Thanks for sharing them.

      P.S. I think 'Your Princess' is cute. :)