Emotions Party

A guy decides to have a party where his guests come as different emotions - from fear to happieness, and so on.

The first guest shows up covered in green paint with the letters N&V painted on his chest. "What have you come as?", the guy asks. "I'm green with envy". "Wow that's brilliant!" says the host. "Come in and have a drink".

A few minutes later, a woman shows up with a feather boa wrapped around her private parts. "Wow, great outfit." Says the host. "And you've come as?" "I'm tickled pink." She sais. "Brilliant!" The host replies.

Moments later, the doorbell goes again, only this time, it's two naked Irish Blokes at the door. One's standing with his penis in a bowl of custard while the other's got his cock stuck in a pear. "What the Hell are both of you doing?" Screams the host. Well, I'm f_____g dis custard and he's come in dis pear!

A friend of mine who submitted this joke gave credit to the November issue of FHM Magazine for publishing it.