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A Bottle Of Merlot

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, September 07, 2008
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  • A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

    So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

    She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man and then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
    The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

    The note read:

    'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.
    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.� He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

    It read:

    'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.
    But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches ....Just send the bottle back.'

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