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How to hug a Baby

By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, August 09, 2007
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  • ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!

    THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW

    Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

    1. First, spy a baby.


    2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
    indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
    smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.


    3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


    **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

    4. The 'paw slide' - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


    Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

    1 comments:

    1. OMG! haha I was getting worried for the Kid till I saw that last photo ;D

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