A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi '."
I lay bets you're gonna read this again!
Tagged Under: Buddies, Conception, Differences, funny joke, funny short joke, short Joke, Teaching
No Speaka Guda English
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Bonnie Wabbit
On: Friday, August 10, 2007
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What a great joke. I had no idea where it was going - that's what makes it funny.
ReplyDeleteHere's one for you -
Two elderly ladies went to the zoo. As the walked along, they came upon the gorilla exhibit and one lady walked up to the cage to get a better look. As she approached the cage, the gorilla reached out, grabbed her and pulled her through the bars and began ravishing her. Her companion cried out for help and a zoo employee arrived and tranquilized the gorilla.
The lady was taken to the hospital and after getting out of the ICU unit, her friend stopped by to see how she was doing. She asked her friend how she was doing and if she still was hurting.
The friend replied, "Hurt? Of course I'm hurt. He hasn't called, he hasn't written..."