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Yes, I'm Tired!

By: Bonnie W On: Monday, January 28, 2008
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  • Thought this was cute. Somehow, I managed to hold on to it for years (since High School) lol. So, the figures have changed since then, but still thought it was a great one to share.

    For several years, I've been blaming it on age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, weight, dieting, yellow wax build-up and a dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.

    But, I have found that these aren't the reasons.

    The population of this country is 27 million.
    7 million are retired.
    That leaves 20 million to do all the work.
    9 million are in school.
    That leaves 11 million to do all the work.
    2 million are unemployed and 4 million work for the Federal government.
    That leaves 5 million to do all the work.
    1 million are in the armed forces, and the other 3 million are employed by the Provincial, Regional, and Municipal governments; leaving only 1 million people to do all the work.
    Now considering that there are 620,000 people in the hospitals and 379,998 people in prison, that leaves people to do all the work.
    You and me.
    And YOU are sitting on your ass reading this!
    It's no wonder I'm tired!

    1 comments:

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