Getting Canada Pension Without I.D.

Having reached the age of 62, I went to apply for Canada Pension last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter. The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was Very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said.

At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt."

I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of ... {full joke}