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Marriage And Divorce In Heaven

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, February 28, 2009
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  • A young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident and ended up finding themselves outside of the pearly gates of Heaven where St. Peter was processing souls into Heaven. As they waited, they began wondering if it was possible for them to get married in Heaven.

    When St. Peter arrived they inquired if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter replied, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has inquiredd. I'll go find out." and he left.

    The couple sat and waited for an answer. While they waited for 2 months, they discussed all the pros and cons.

    Should they get married in Heaven if they were allowed, what would be the eternal aspect of it all? "How about if it doesn't work out? Would we be we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

    Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat scattered. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

    "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what about if things don't work out? Could we get a divorce in Heaven?"

    St. Peter, angered and red-faced, slammed his clipboard down on the ground.

    "What's the matter?" asked the startled, confused couple.

    "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me THREE months to find a priest up here! Have you ANY clue how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"