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Hilarious Signs

By: Bonnie W On: Thursday, September 17, 2009
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  • Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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    In a Podiatrist's office:

    'Time wounds all heels.'

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    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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    On a Plumber's truck:

    'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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    On another Plumber's truck:

    'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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    On a Church's Billboard:

    '7 days without God makes one weak.'

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    At a Tire Store

    'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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    On an Electrician's truck:

    'Let us remove your shorts.'

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    In a Non-smoking Area:

    'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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    On a
    Maternity Room door:

    'Push. Push. Push.'

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    At an Optometrist's Office:

    'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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    On a Taxidermist's window:

    'We really know our stuff.'

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    On a Fence:

    'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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    At a Car Dealership:

    'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

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    Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

    'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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    In a Vets waiting room:

    'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

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    In a Restaurant window:

    'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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    And don't forget the sign at a

    RADIATOR SHOP:

    'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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    Sign on the back of yet another

    Septic Tank Truck:

    'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'


    Thanks to my sister, Bradlee Wells for sharing this with me :) I love it... hilarious!

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