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By: Bonnie W On: Wednesday, September 16, 2009
  • Let's Get Social
  • Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and wondered to yourself, 'surely I can't look THAT old?

    Well.... You'll Love This One!

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
    SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
    BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
    TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
    PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED,

    FAT ASS,

    GRAY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT

    SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???

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