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What A Deal

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, May 09, 2010
  • Let's Get Social
  • A young man goes into a local bar carrying an alligator and says to the patrons, “Ok everyone, have I got a deal for you. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and put my genitals inside. The gator should close his mouth for a minute, then open it, and I’ll take out my gens unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll give it a try,” she says, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”

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