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Some Last Words

By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, September 06, 2011
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  • Browsing Old Cemeteries

    A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
    And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries...
    Some funny fascinating and hilarious things on old tombstones!

    Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York :
    Born 1903--Died 1942.
    Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
    In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery:
    Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.
    On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery , Nova Scotia :
    Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only The Good Die Young.
    In a London , England cemetery:
    Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
    In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:
    Anna Wallace
    The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace
    wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
    In a Ruidoso, New Mexico , cemetery:
    Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon him for not rising.
    In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania , cemetery:
    Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
    In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
    Here lays The Kid.
    We planted him raw.
    He was quick on the trigger
    But slow on the draw.
    A lawyer's epitaph in England :
    Sir John Strange.
    Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange.
    John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
    England , cemetery:
    Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
    Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.
    In a cemetery in Hartscombe , England :
    On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.
    Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls , Vermont :
    Here lies the body of our Anna,
    Done to death by a banana.
    It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
    But the skin of the thing that made her go.
    On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket , Massachusetts :
    Under the sod and under the trees,
    Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
    He is not here, there's only the pod.
    Pease shelled out and went to God.
    In a cemetery in England :
    Remember man, as you walk by,
    As you are now, so once was I.
    As I am now, so shall you be.
    Remember this and follow me.
    To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
    To follow you I'll not consent.
    Until I know which way you went.
    Source: Via e-mailed from a friend (Cathy in London). Thanks for sharing this Cathy :)


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