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Funny Joke on Steps to Cook a Turkey

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, September 02, 2012
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  • Steps on How to Cook a Turkey

    1: Go buy a turkey
    2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
    3: Put turkey in the oven
    4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    7: Turn oven the on
    8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    9: Turk the bastey
    10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    14: Take the oven out of the turkey
    15: Floor the turkey up off the pick
    17: Turk the carvey
    18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

    Source: http://www.jokecenter.com (It's been modified slightly)

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