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Dumber Than Buffalo Shit

By: Bonnie Wabbit On: Saturday, March 31, 2007
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  • The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, ate jerky and beans, and settled the horses for the night, both men climbed into their bedrolls and fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and after great thought says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What's it tell you, Tonto?"

    Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe...You dumber than buffalo shit. It tells me someone stole our tent!”